Weird News Story: Woman Charged With Watching Porn and Pleasuring Herself While Driving

A 36-year-old woman pulled over by police in Elmwood Place, close to Cincinnati in Ohio, America was found to have her trousers open, a sex toy in her lap, and was watching a porn.

She got a traffic ticket charging her with 'driving with inappropriate alertness', as well as having illegally tinted windows.

Funny thing is: our Formspring account has recieved this exact confession from males and females, who like to masturbate when they are driving.

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Celebrity: Bill O'Reilly Slams Bieber/Kardashian Photo Shoot

Personally, I am not a fan of Bill O'Reilly. I've always thought of him as a bully and a mouthpiece for Rupert Murdoch. However, putting my personal feelings aside, I did think he had a point with his recent slamming of the Bieber/ Kardashian "Mrs Robinson" photo shoot, as he called it.

O’Reilly condemned the pictures saying, “I will tell you this, if a 16 year-old girl was pictured with a 29-year-old man in any of that, he’d be in big trouble.”

I'm not saying it is wrong that they were photographed together. I'm just agreeing with him that a double-standard clearly exists. Here you have one of the worlds' most famous young boys in a photoshoot with a woman nobody had really heard of or cared about prior to the release of a sex tape. This in an age where women the same age as Kardashian are going to prison for sexual relationships with boys the same age as Bieber. What exactly WAS 'Elle' magazine trying to sell with this photo shoot?

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Nude, Mona Lisa-Like Painting

In 2009, a nude, Mona Lisa-like painting was found hidden for almost a century within the wood wall of a private library. Documentation shows that it was originally sold at auction in 1845, and was attributed to Leonardo da Vinci himself at purchase.

 

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News: Scientists Claim Yawning Is A Sign Of Sexual Attraction

According to Wolter Seuntjens, a Dutch academic who is a pioneer in chasmology (the science of yawn studies), yawning is a sign of sexual attraction. 

It is still officially unknown why we yawn and beliefs that we do it because we are tired is a fallacy, because many people yawn when they have woken from a good nights sleep and at various times during the day. Scientists believe there are different types of yawn.

The concept of the erotic yawn was created after Seuntjens noted that many sexologists were consulted by people who yawned during sex or foreplay.

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News: Scientists prove 'Gaydar' Really Exists!

I've been telling people this for fucking ages, but nOoOoOo! Now I have scientific backing! 

Let me attempt to explain: A gay man only has to see another gay man and he knows. We give off a signal that slips under the radars of most heterosexuals, but a gay man's gaydar starts beeping. We can't be fooled. I don't care if the man in question has had sex with a hundred women and has two hundred kids. The gaydar can't be beaten. It was invented by mother nature herself. WE KNOW.

There is no fucking closet in gaydom. The gay translation of 'coming out of the closet' is: he decided to let heterosexuals in on the secret that every homosexual already knew. 

Do you think when we call your favourite popstar "gay", we're being horrible? We're just softening you up for the blow. Yes, they claim not to be gay. Some even go so far as to get girlfriends, even wives. But when the source of your fame and wealth is screaming female fans, you pretty much have to give the customer what they want, which is a singing/dancing fuck fantasy.

*Inhales...and... exhales* I'm calm. Beep... beep... beep! Gaydar is going off. I knew I shouldn't have put MTV on. HE is always on there.

Back to the news story: Researcher Dr Lorenza Colzato, of Leiden University in the Netherlands, conducted research into whether straight and gay people focus their attention differently. He concluded that the gaydar exists, ensuring that gay people pay more attention to detail, allowing them to pluck potential partners out of a crowd.

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News: Taiwanese Surgeons Electrocute Their Penises on Purpose

A group of surgeons at the Institute of Biomedical Engineering in Taiwan, led by Dr. Vincent Tsai, have been exploring the effects of electricity on penises by themsleves becoming the subjects of their own experiments.

Their report, titled "Determination of Human Penile Electrical Resistance and Implication on Safety for Electrosurgery of Penis" gives an insight into the field of surgery known as 'electrosurgery', a safe and hygienic way of cutting tissue using highly concentrated electric currents, which was pioneered by Dr William T Bovie in 1914.

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News: One Thousand Plus UK Girls On Pill At 11 Without Parents Knowing

More than a thousand girls from the United Kingdom are on the contraceptive prescription pill without their parents knowing. This is almost a fivefold increase in the number of girls of this age group given the pill in the last decade.

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