"I Fart On Men's Faces For Money"

I couldn't find the article online, but, if you look in the bottom lefthand corner of the magazine cover picture, you will see one of the stories inside this week's issue of New! Magazine. It is entitled "I Fart On Men's Faces For Money". How much do you think she is earning a year doing this? I'll tell you: £50,000! If there is a market for this, I'm happy to fart on your faces for a much smaller price. Shall we say $10 a fart? Buy one get one free.