Saturday, 2 October 2010

Russian Military Test

This is an 'entry level' test leaked from the Russian Army, which is going viral on the internet at the moment, so I thought I would post it here.




Six images that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases an applicant might have. If the applicant can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, then he likely might have:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Should be minitored closely.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.

19 comments:

  1. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 12:58

    i can see all 6, am i wierd?

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  2. Liz Czukas2 October 2010 at 13:00

    Hardy har har.

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  3. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:02

    HAHA I can't see number 5 and it's the only one that actually applies to me. It seems to work! XD

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  4. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:03

    This is a color blindness test

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  5. Taylor2 October 2010 at 13:04

    Can't see five at all. But then again, I'm gay. xD

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  6. @camila_wwx2 October 2010 at 13:07

    I can't see number 5 clearly. So I must be slightly latent homossexual...

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  7. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:07

    Rofl, can't see 5. >__> Shhh.

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  8. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:10

    What's in number 5? The only one I can't see, but I'm not gay XD

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  9. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:22

    i cant see number 5 or number 6 lol

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  10. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:27

    Hilarious. Can't see #5, but then I'm gay. So the test is obviously correct. Although I don't really need a test to confirm. Just show me some body parts & my "indicator" will rise telling it all, lmao.

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  11. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:30

    old

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  12. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:47

    I can't see 5 at all but I'm bi. So this is partially correct. :P

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  13. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:51

    It's been altered.

    http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2010/01/139727,xcitefun-colour-test.jpg

    That's the Original.

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  14. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:54

    WTF?! I can't see article 5, but i'm a flaming heterosexual. That is the most fucked up thing ever.

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  15. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 17:20

    cant see shit

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  16. skimpy2 October 2010 at 20:26

    I can't see number 5. Damn, I guess I love sucking dick. Yep, it must work cause I wish I had a dick in my ass and mouth right now

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  17. Anonymous12 October 2010 at 09:44

    I can't see #5. And I've been openly bisexual. It works. :3

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  18. Anonymous18 October 2010 at 16:33

    I can't see number 5, but I'm not gay lol

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  19. Anonymous25 December 2010 at 21:48

    You can't see 5 because there is really nothing to see. I did some testing with colors, and there is nothing that indicate any number.
    As someone said, it was altered.

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