In early 2009, a U.S. man (or should that be idiot?) attempted to upgrade his girlfriend's dildo by attaching it to a 'Saber saw'. Now, to be fair, you can see what he is thinking: "Saw moves back and forth very fast. With dildo attached, dildo move back and forth very fast. She, pleasured woman. I, inventor genius." Of course, it all went wrong.
Not long after, the undentified Maryland man placed a call to 911 saying he had "placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.”
The man literally drilled and sawed his lover. The 27-year-old woman, who was bleeding profusely, was rushed to the hospital by a Maryland State Police helicopter.
Police conducted an investigation into the incident and decided not to press any charges, determining the injury was a “result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.”