Saturday, 14 August 2010

Did you know you can actually buy crabs?

There are several websites on the internet that sell crabs (pubic lice) for you to deliberately infect people with. According to the websites, it is perfectly legal to do this.

It’s an idea so horrible, regrettable and insulting that you could never directly endorse or request it, and we won’t ask you to. All we do is ask you for your billing and shipping addresses, and mail you out a tidy package of peculiar material with tiny, purple dots in it… those are live crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.


  1. just heinously wrong.

    :: wonders if it's worth breaking into ex's place just to sprinkle a few ::

  2. WTF. That's just plain evil.