Showing posts with label Weird News Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weird News Story. Show all posts
Friday, 27 August 2010
Weird News Story: Boy Blistered After Licking Used Condom, Grandma Says
A woman from Georgia in the U.S. said a weekend outing turned into a horrifying experience when her young grandson developed blisters after he found a used condom in their hotel room and put it in his mouth. The boy is being tested for numerous things.
Thursday, 26 August 2010
Weird News Story: Woman Charged With Watching Porn and Pleasuring Herself While Driving
A 36-year-old woman pulled over by police in Elmwood Place, close to Cincinnati in Ohio, America was found to have her trousers open, a sex toy in her lap, and was watching a porn.
She got a traffic ticket charging her with 'driving with inappropriate alertness', as well as having illegally tinted windows.
Funny thing is: our Formspring account has recieved this exact confession from males and females, who like to masturbate when they are driving.
She got a traffic ticket charging her with 'driving with inappropriate alertness', as well as having illegally tinted windows.
Funny thing is: our Formspring account has recieved this exact confession from males and females, who like to masturbate when they are driving.
Saturday, 21 August 2010
"I Fart On Men's Faces For Money"
I couldn't find the article online, but, if you look in the bottom lefthand corner of the magazine cover picture, you will see one of the stories inside this week's issue of New! Magazine. It is entitled "I Fart On Men's Faces For Money". How much do you think she is earning a year doing this? I'll tell you: £50,000! If there is a market for this, I'm happy to fart on your faces for a much smaller price. Shall we say $10 a fart? Buy one get one free.
Monday, 2 August 2010
Weird News Story: The Man, The Woman and The Saber Saw Sex Toy
In early 2009, a U.S. man (or should that be idiot?) attempted to upgrade his girlfriend's dildo by attaching it to a 'Saber saw'. Now, to be fair, you can see what he is thinking: "Saw moves back and forth very fast. With dildo attached, dildo move back and forth very fast. She, pleasured woman. I, inventor genius." Of course, it all went wrong.
Not long after, the undentified Maryland man placed a call to 911 saying he had "placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.”
The man literally drilled and sawed his lover. The 27-year-old woman, who was bleeding profusely, was rushed to the hospital by a Maryland State Police helicopter.
Police conducted an investigation into the incident and decided not to press any charges, determining the injury was a “result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.”
Not long after, the undentified Maryland man placed a call to 911 saying he had "placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.”
The man literally drilled and sawed his lover. The 27-year-old woman, who was bleeding profusely, was rushed to the hospital by a Maryland State Police helicopter.
Police conducted an investigation into the incident and decided not to press any charges, determining the injury was a “result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.”
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