The Pedobear Hoodie

Did you know you can buy a made to order Pedobear Hoodie?

 

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Dildo Gas Mask

I don't think I really need to launch into one of my wordy descriptions. I think the picture pretty much says it all. I will, however, inform you that the tube going from the mask to the dildo ends in a hole, which allows you to breathe in vaginal odors or ass odors.

Condoms for Alcoholics

Product: Dick Towel - Three Looks One Towel

Remember the 'Dick Towel' from the TV sitcom 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'? Well, guess what?! You can now own one. As the picture shows, the 'Dick Towel' has three looks. They also a black version (black dick not black towel). Lady WTF? just purchased one and intends to wear it herself.

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