Friday, 20 May 2011

The Dark Knight Rises: First Picture Of Bane

In before "This is not about sex". Did you know that Tom Hardy who plays Bane in Christopher Nolan's upcoming "The Dark Knight Rises" is quite open about having gay relationships in his youth? He is also shirtless in the picture, which some might find sexual. :¬)

Friday, 1 April 2011

Bat Autofellatio

Male Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. As well as licking their own genitals to clean themselves, bats have been observed licking their own genitals as a form of masturbation, to sexually stimulate themselves also.

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Cop Mistakes Penis For Gun

The Transcript

Cop: "What's this right here?"
Man: "That's my penis."
Cop: "Oh, that's your penis? Sorry 'bout that."

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Snake Killed By Fake Breasts

This is the shocking moment when Orit Fox, the Israelite model known for her large breasts, was bitten by a snake on her breast during a photoshoot. The snake later died - and I shit you not - of silicone poisoning.

Sunday, 20 March 2011

The Top 10 list of "Living Sex Legends"

Here is a countdown of the Top 10 "Living Sex Legends" based on the number of women they claim to have had sex with.

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

The Testicle Cookbook

Exactly what we've all been waiting for. A Testicle Cookbook. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
The ingredients for his testicle pizza recipe include cheese, onion, pepper, bacon and bull’s testicles. “It’s Italian pizza with Serbian balls”, explains Erovic. The book also contains more cordon bleu recipes, such as calf testicles in wine and testicles with bourgignon sauce.

Monday, 14 March 2011

Another Bully Fail

Bullying Fail Video Banned by Youtube

There is a lesson for us all here. There is only so far that a person can be pushed. If the bully hadn't been doing what he was doing, the victim wouldn't have fucked his legs up. This reminds me of the old tale of the boy getting bullied every day in the school bus shelter, who panicked and pushed his tormentor under the wheels of the school bus. This really has got to stop, because everybody has a breaking point and when a victim of bullying hits back, it usually isn't pretty. This video shows that. I'm surprised the boy managed to get back to his feet.

Sunday, 13 March 2011

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Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Artificial Foreskin!

Introducing the artificial foreskin for your penis! Just in case you wanted to know what it feels like to be uncircumcized.