The Dark Knight Rises: First Picture Of Bane

In before "This is not about sex". Did you know that Tom Hardy who plays Bane in Christopher Nolan's upcoming "The Dark Knight Rises" is quite open about having gay relationships in his youth? He is also shirtless in the picture, which some might find sexual. :¬)

Bat Autofellatio

Male Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. As well as licking their own genitals to clean themselves, bats have been observed licking their own genitals as a form of masturbation, to sexually stimulate themselves also.

Cop Mistakes Penis For Gun

The Transcript

Cop: "What's this right here?"

Man: "That's my penis."

Cop: "Oh, that's your penis? Sorry 'bout that."

The Penis From Venus Has Seen Us

Dolphin Tries To Rape Woman

Vintage 1950's Twink Wrestle/Spank

Snake Killed By Fake Breasts

This is the shocking moment when Orit Fox, the Israelite model known for her large breasts, was bitten by a snake on her breast during a photoshoot. The snake later died - and I shit you not - of silicone poisoning.

The Top 10 list of "Living Sex Legends"

Here is a countdown of the Top 10 "Living Sex Legends" based on the number of women they claim to have had sex with.

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

The Testicle Cookbook

Exactly what we've all been waiting for. A Testicle Cookbook. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

The ingredients for his testicle pizza recipe include cheese, onion, pepper, bacon and bull’s testicles. “It’s Italian pizza with Serbian balls”, explains Erovic. The book also contains more cordon bleu recipes, such as calf testicles in wine and testicles with bourgignon sauce.

Sour Cherry - Stav Strashko